"Peel-to-fuck" is the name proposed for a future, revolutionary polaroid product. The next generation of instant film that will smash the limits of analog photography.
That film may contain amazing and unique ochre tones that are the result of using , as chemicals, a carefully hand-selected diarrhea from the worst digestive systems in the world. In some cases the film exhibits little white dots that are produced by introducing human sperm in the pods. This characteristic makes the film even more analog, even more hand-made, and it adds a touch of a truly "hand-job". Just amazing, isn´t it?
And that´s not all.
It would be a great opportunity for you to put this film inside your ass to warm it up for the correct achievement of the unique and artistic ochre tones. It has been carefully tested and confirmed by our group of scientists. 100% guarantee.
And of course, you MUST peel it, otherwise you may be affected by a strange bacteria that only grows under extraordinary humidity conditions. Don´t be afraid and be prepare for the uniqueness.
In sum, an outstanding film full of great opportunities to explore your creativity.
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..and the title is fantastic
I love it!
and I totally agree.
I don't use sarcasm very often but this is my favorite one of the serie. It's very funny to heard the reminiscences of the TIP marketing discourse here, despite there's no explicit mention to it.
I just took the discourse as it was and I replaced the real film references with absurd and surrealistic ones. The result, in a perception level, is kinda similar to the real one: both discourses are speaking about a film that only makes sense within the context of an error.